Monday, August 15, 2011

BACK

AND ANGRY, BOY AM I MAD ABOUT THIS.
WHO LOCKED ME OUT? WHO LOCKED ME OUT?

UnITED STATES of '11 has recorded, it'll get better, where is God?
stay tuned.




Friday, July 1, 2011

contra os demónios e as pessoas feias, manter-me seguro Senhor

I'd rather be a guitar than play one,
in which case
I'd like to play Ronaldo, on the mandolin.

look at him, look at 'em fly.



i'd rather wear what he's wearing

Friday, June 24, 2011

'SOMETIMES'

when i pop back my headrest
layin' still in my lil sleeping bag
i ask god
for a lil change

give me something
to be jeweled about



what the fuck
are you supposed to be?
who the fuck died & made you princess leia
why do you get a T>V> show?

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

KNOCK KNOCk?!

Knock Knock

-Who's there?

TIAO JULIO

-MI TIO JULIO? I no haveing a tio julus?!

ES TU TIO JULIAO OPEN THE DOOR abRIR LA PUERTA!

ahhh~~~*****~~~~~~~~~

Sunday, June 19, 2011

muito bom!



They gave me 9 hours to stand up straight, blinked twice saw the tiny tiny baby spectrals, like the blackGnats ya see when you stare into a blue sky

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Bossant/Garde

Let it be known, from here on out, that 'Bossa Nova' does NOT belong to Starbucks, or any beanie-headed blonde bitch 'dut dut doo doo doo-ing' her way across a stupid fucking coffee shop in Orange County. The BEATLES do NOT belong to Rockband, 'indie' does not belong to Arcade Fire, blacks do NOT belong to Steve Urkel, Tom Tom Club does NOT belong to Magic 92.5










Bossa Nova, in it's original state, was an innovative approach to guitar and song that swept the world of music for good reason in the late 50's. Minimalism in popular song executed in it's finest, the guitar became a percussive instrument capable of extolling all things harmonic and melodic . Chord arrangements more sophisticated than samba yet just as frenetic (beneath the deceitful placid movements).

This style was introduced to the world by the one and only genius João Gilberto.

Os Mutantes, Novos Baianos, Gil Gilberto, Caetano Veloso, Chico Buarque, and all those involved in the 'Tropicalia" movement
all refer to him and his Bossa Nova as 'the Supreme Master'. Literally.



^^ That 'Pussy Boy' in the blue turtle neck hobo'd his way across Brazil in the 50's, getting kicked out of band to band because of his insistence on the use of 'Marihuana,' his susceptibility to disappearing for weeks on end, plucking one string of his guitar on his roof for 3 days straight, insistence on singing with no vibrato, and his unique (genius) approach to guitar that he insisted nobody was ready for yet. Fake it till ya make it. within 4 years every jazz musician in the US was on his knees trying to get Joao to come live in the States and educate them, and that he did for 7 years before moving to Mexico and eventually back to Brazil.

Bossa Nova is often poached by the white middle class because it is sugar for the ears, meanwhile making them look 'World Conscious, Soulful, & Diverse'
Fuck the Bossa Bandits


Don't take something that's gentle and make it weak.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

UU Want to Have Good Sex

...Without Doing Pushups on your Bed.

UH uh. Nope.





It dudn't work like that

Tim Maia is so fat, and plush, and full of rubber bones with rubber soles.
Just try and take a bite, you'll fly three feet; get spanked




What makes musik psychedelic? Is it the composer's intent? Is it the drgs you ingest while you 'write'? Is it how trippy you are as an artist, to where anything that comes out is just on another airplane of 'cosmic elasticity'? Can you feign psychedelia?

The term psychedelic is derived from the Greek words ψυχή (psyche, "soul") and δηλοῦν (deloun, "to manifest"), translating to "soul-manifesting".





I wanna be, where the people are....wanna see them walk...wanna see them dancin'