AND ANGRY, BOY AM I MAD ABOUT THIS.
WHO LOCKED ME OUT? WHO LOCKED ME OUT?
UnITED STATES of '11 has recorded, it'll get better, where is God?
stay tuned.
Monday, August 15, 2011
Friday, July 1, 2011
contra os demónios e as pessoas feias, manter-me seguro Senhor
I'd rather be a guitar than play one,
in which case
I'd like to play Ronaldo, on the mandolin.
look at him, look at 'em fly.
i'd rather wear what he's wearing
in which case
I'd like to play Ronaldo, on the mandolin.
look at him, look at 'em fly.
i'd rather wear what he's wearing
Friday, June 24, 2011
'SOMETIMES'
when i pop back my headrest
layin' still in my lil sleeping bag
i ask god
for a lil change
give me something
to be jeweled about
what the fuck
are you supposed to be?
who the fuck died & made you princess leia
why do you get a T>V> show?
layin' still in my lil sleeping bag
i ask god
for a lil change
give me something
to be jeweled about
what the fuck
are you supposed to be?
who the fuck died & made you princess leia
why do you get a T>V> show?
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
KNOCK KNOCk?!
Knock Knock
-Who's there?
TIAO JULIO
-MI TIO JULIO? I no haveing a tio julus?!
ES TU TIO JULIAO OPEN THE DOOR abRIR LA PUERTA!
ahhh~~~*****~~~~~~~~~
-Who's there?
TIAO JULIO
-MI TIO JULIO? I no haveing a tio julus?!
ES TU TIO JULIAO OPEN THE DOOR abRIR LA PUERTA!
ahhh~~~*****~~~~~~~~~
Sunday, June 19, 2011
muito bom!
They gave me 9 hours to stand up straight, blinked twice saw the tiny tiny baby spectrals, like the blackGnats ya see when you stare into a blue sky
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Bossant/Garde
Let it be known, from here on out, that 'Bossa Nova' does NOT belong to Starbucks, or any beanie-headed blonde bitch 'dut dut doo doo doo-ing' her way across a stupid fucking coffee shop in Orange County. The BEATLES do NOT belong to Rockband, 'indie' does not belong to Arcade Fire, blacks do NOT belong to Steve Urkel, Tom Tom Club does NOT belong to Magic 92.5
Bossa Nova, in it's original state, was an innovative approach to guitar and song that swept the world of music for good reason in the late 50's. Minimalism in popular song executed in it's finest, the guitar became a percussive instrument capable of extolling all things harmonic and melodic . Chord arrangements more sophisticated than samba yet just as frenetic (beneath the deceitful placid movements).
This style was introduced to the world by the one and only genius João Gilberto.
Os Mutantes, Novos Baianos, Gil Gilberto, Caetano Veloso, Chico Buarque, and all those involved in the 'Tropicalia" movement
all refer to him and his Bossa Nova as 'the Supreme Master'. Literally.
^^ That 'Pussy Boy' in the blue turtle neck hobo'd his way across Brazil in the 50's, getting kicked out of band to band because of his insistence on the use of 'Marihuana,' his susceptibility to disappearing for weeks on end, plucking one string of his guitar on his roof for 3 days straight, insistence on singing with no vibrato, and his unique (genius) approach to guitar that he insisted nobody was ready for yet. Fake it till ya make it. within 4 years every jazz musician in the US was on his knees trying to get Joao to come live in the States and educate them, and that he did for 7 years before moving to Mexico and eventually back to Brazil.
Bossa Nova is often poached by the white middle class because it is sugar for the ears, meanwhile making them look 'World Conscious, Soulful, & Diverse'
Fuck the Bossa Bandits
Don't take something that's gentle and make it weak.
Bossa Nova, in it's original state, was an innovative approach to guitar and song that swept the world of music for good reason in the late 50's. Minimalism in popular song executed in it's finest, the guitar became a percussive instrument capable of extolling all things harmonic and melodic . Chord arrangements more sophisticated than samba yet just as frenetic (beneath the deceitful placid movements).
This style was introduced to the world by the one and only genius João Gilberto.
Os Mutantes, Novos Baianos, Gil Gilberto, Caetano Veloso, Chico Buarque, and all those involved in the 'Tropicalia" movement
all refer to him and his Bossa Nova as 'the Supreme Master'. Literally.
^^ That 'Pussy Boy' in the blue turtle neck hobo'd his way across Brazil in the 50's, getting kicked out of band to band because of his insistence on the use of 'Marihuana,' his susceptibility to disappearing for weeks on end, plucking one string of his guitar on his roof for 3 days straight, insistence on singing with no vibrato, and his unique (genius) approach to guitar that he insisted nobody was ready for yet. Fake it till ya make it. within 4 years every jazz musician in the US was on his knees trying to get Joao to come live in the States and educate them, and that he did for 7 years before moving to Mexico and eventually back to Brazil.
Bossa Nova is often poached by the white middle class because it is sugar for the ears, meanwhile making them look 'World Conscious, Soulful, & Diverse'
Fuck the Bossa Bandits
Don't take something that's gentle and make it weak.
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
UU Want to Have Good Sex
...Without Doing Pushups on your Bed.
UH uh. Nope.
It dudn't work like that
Tim Maia is so fat, and plush, and full of rubber bones with rubber soles.
Just try and take a bite, you'll fly three feet; get spanked
What makes musik psychedelic? Is it the composer's intent? Is it the drgs you ingest while you 'write'? Is it how trippy you are as an artist, to where anything that comes out is just on another airplane of 'cosmic elasticity'? Can you feign psychedelia?
The term psychedelic is derived from the Greek words ψυχή (psyche, "soul") and δηλοῦν (deloun, "to manifest"), translating to "soul-manifesting".
I wanna be, where the people are....wanna see them walk...wanna see them dancin'
UH uh. Nope.
It dudn't work like that
Tim Maia is so fat, and plush, and full of rubber bones with rubber soles.
Just try and take a bite, you'll fly three feet; get spanked
What makes musik psychedelic? Is it the composer's intent? Is it the drgs you ingest while you 'write'? Is it how trippy you are as an artist, to where anything that comes out is just on another airplane of 'cosmic elasticity'? Can you feign psychedelia?
The term psychedelic is derived from the Greek words ψυχή (psyche, "soul") and δηλοῦν (deloun, "to manifest"), translating to "soul-manifesting".
I wanna be, where the people are....wanna see them walk...wanna see them dancin'
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Monday, May 23, 2011
thought was proof
"What is night for all beings is the time of awakening for the self-controlled; and the time of awakening for all beings is night for the introspective sage."
seconds :04- :20 make me wonder if kevin shields ever got a hold of this. how about about the percussion? 1-2-3-4-1-2-3-4, sweet whispery female vocals....familiar dwd..
seconds :04- :20 make me wonder if kevin shields ever got a hold of this. how about about the percussion? 1-2-3-4-1-2-3-4, sweet whispery female vocals....familiar dwd..
Sunday, May 22, 2011
WERE ALL BOY KISSERS...
This is what happens when your babe goes away...
On a more "Bossa" related note, take a peek at this:
and this:
My 2 fav Bossa/Samba songs. Fuck guitars, all u need is an organ and sum strings to make a good sounding jam. there is no attack so there is no release.
- Niño Kéf
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Sunday, May 15, 2011
S.D. MUNICIPAL ANTHEM
'I live in a tropical country / Blessed by God / & beautiful by nature / (but what beauty/
In February there's Carnaval / I've got a VW bug & a guitar / I support Flamengo football team / I've got a black girl called Teresa / I'm a young boy of average intelligence (oh yeah) / But even so I 'm happy.'
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
CARTOLA: THE RAY CHARLES OF BRAZIL?
If the call and response that is the chorus doesn't send chills up your spine,
Monday, May 2, 2011
!JORGE BEN!
PLEASE DOWNLOAD THIS BEAUTIFUL WORK.
This album is perfection. The amount of freshness and color it still brings to this day is incredulous.
JORGE BEN is THEE master composer of 60's Brasíl (sorry Jobim)
The wit of his lyric, the succinct tastefulness of his musical arrangements,
you CANNOT die before you give this album a listen.
This album is sheer life.
Look at that sexful man. He has all of the answers. DL IT
http://www.mediafire.com/?mzzmdzvyzzn
DMT can WAIT.
SEX can WAIT.
DEATH can WAIT.
bump this shit 1st, then all of it will make more sense as it comes to you.
yes.
-US '11
This album is perfection. The amount of freshness and color it still brings to this day is incredulous.
JORGE BEN is THEE master composer of 60's Brasíl (sorry Jobim)
The wit of his lyric, the succinct tastefulness of his musical arrangements,
you CANNOT die before you give this album a listen.
This album is sheer life.
Look at that sexful man. He has all of the answers. DL IT
http://www.mediafire.com/?mzzmdzvyzzn
DMT can WAIT.
SEX can WAIT.
DEATH can WAIT.
bump this shit 1st, then all of it will make more sense as it comes to you.
yes.
-US '11
Saturday, April 30, 2011
if you've got the ear for it
I've already delved into what is good about Garotos da Lua, however even this song stands apart from what I knew they had already done.
This song has absolutely been transforming my entire approach to music,
how could have somebody come up with this?
(for some sad reason it gets cut off half way...)
This song has absolutely been transforming my entire approach to music,
how could have somebody come up with this?
(for some sad reason it gets cut off half way...)
Sunday, April 24, 2011
she's a carioca
you know what they say
if you got it flaunt it
you know what they say
you can lead whores to water
write me a perfect theme song
and ill put my clothes back on
and come home
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Friday, April 15, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Diario travesti
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| 2. give me the mic like a ladle and ill stir this shit till its hot |
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| 3. wish they sold cigs like it was pot then i could think twice before i take another shot to the heart |
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| 4.try to hide my butts from the cops id rather show ya butt to my pops |
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| 5.make him kiss it well done son ya lookin like ya have fun |
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
BRAZILIAN HARMONY
The best kept secret of all Brazilian music...
the Portuguese language through the medium of 1950's vocal ensembles.
my favorite harmonies of all time.
Introduzindo ...
Garotos Da Lua (Moon Boys)
unfknbelievable
the Portuguese language through the medium of 1950's vocal ensembles.
my favorite harmonies of all time.
Introduzindo ...
Garotos Da Lua (Moon Boys)
unfknbelievable
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
MUSINGS OF THE "BASSA BOY"
1. Do my legs look fat???
2. Am I hot enough???
3. Would you fuck me?//
Anyways though this is a viddy from the first show we played on April 7th at the Tin Can. Just a little tomfoolery and Bim Bommery. And finally, a little something for you to think about during the day:
xOXOXOXOXO Keith SHEAYS
Monday, April 11, 2011
p.s.
currently searching for travestis who are willing to vibe out naked or in colored leotards at our shows. to be paid in carlo rossi. respond with real dikpics and a/s/l/d
-States '11
-States '11
grande amor faz uso de pequenas explicações
sick ass intro slide, bro.
notice that Lani Hall & Janis Hansen's "tet tet" vocals and harmonies take the place of the acoustic used in Gilberto's original.
why use guitar strings when you have a girl's heartstrings?
another masterful arrangement.
this may/may not be the last of sergio.
notice that Lani Hall & Janis Hansen's "tet tet" vocals and harmonies take the place of the acoustic used in Gilberto's original.
why use guitar strings when you have a girl's heartstrings?
another masterful arrangement.
this may/may not be the last of sergio.
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Friday, April 8, 2011
O que é BOSSA/NOISA?
Raised in the dirty dirty armpits of SHELLTOWN, San Diego, CA,
by a Jewish-Swedish-Mexican gospel church organist, I could not escape the sweet aromas of Brazilian music. My dad, Carlos Ángeles, was the choir director (they were no joke) and was notorious for turning gospel songs into bossa nova and samba get-downs, in the same vein of Sérgio Mendes.
http://www.mediafire.com/?uu7p24c87nqn63u
YEA, download this shit. Free gold.
And nobody ever talks about it.
Truly a colorful record, overflowing with aural wines of many flavors.
Throw some noise on that shit
<33333####$$$$$$$
-United States '11
by a Jewish-Swedish-Mexican gospel church organist, I could not escape the sweet aromas of Brazilian music. My dad, Carlos Ángeles, was the choir director (they were no joke) and was notorious for turning gospel songs into bossa nova and samba get-downs, in the same vein of Sérgio Mendes.
http://www.mediafire.com/?uu7p24c87nqn63u
YEA, download this shit. Free gold.
And nobody ever talks about it.
Truly a colorful record, overflowing with aural wines of many flavors.
Throw some noise on that shit
<33333####$$$$$$$
-United States '11
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